Writings on the Wall & Revelations

Random Thoughts-not everyone’s opinion

America is the greatest show on dirt.

Hu-MONEY-ty has run out of human-KIND.

If you don’t like it here, join the Kardashians.

Use your phone for something smart for a change.

Hey Mister, how low can you go? Dirty mouth? Take Orbit.

Someone farted again.

Its not so easy to be rad.

Great performance will bring you a-CHIEF-ment. Chinese fortune cookie.

Bury my heart on the Internet.

If people come without papers, maybe they are no people?

What’s there to get to the bottom of . . .
. . . when the shit floats on top?
. . . when the milk has been skimmed?
. . . when the cow patties are so flat?
. . . when the poop hits the fan?
. . . when the dumpster is empty?

How to take care of very old people: give them nice drugs, maybe they break their hip. It’s all downhill from there.

Selbstlob stinkt.

There is virtually no more reality.

Fake news again or only “alternative facts”?

The day Navajo took US over.

From the Bell phone to the cell phone to the spell phone.

If people knew how sausages and politics were made, they would partake of neither one. —Maybe Otto von Bismarck

Really, this emperor has no clothes.

Get OVER it! YOU are the GOVERNMENT now.

“The captain left the ship,” Wall-E said to Eve.

God is on nobody’s side.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, then success is sure. —Mark Twain

Sorrow looks the same anywhere.

What is America?

America first. That’s what all of us immigrants said. The Natives did not ask us to come. And now, America uber alles?

DSCF3458The plaque at the base of the Statue of Liberty reads: “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!”

Yesterday I was NO-WHERE, but I am NOW-HERE. From: The Love Guru

He’s a real nowhere man
sitting in his nowhere land
making all his nowhere plans for nobody.
The Beatles

Guns don’t kill people. People kill people. At Fry’s 1/15/17
But what were guns made for?
Bad people and good guns don’t mix.

Health insurance? Health insurance? You can’t handle health insurance!

Can you get fire insurance when your house is burning?
Can you get flood insurance when you are under water?
Can you get car insurance when you crashed?
Can you get life insurance when you’re dead?
Can you get health insurance when you’re sick?
I wonder. Do you understand the social contract, America?
Health insurance is not a consumer item.

Language has changed a lot. In my days we didn’t call them tweets, we called them farts.

From 9-11 to 11-9, what a coincidence.

Matthew 6:24 “No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon” (KJV). 

I have no choice . . . but what choice is it?

Space is just another kind of matter.

Nobody wants a bad fortune in her cookie.

Bad habits are hard to break.

DATE PLACE RESULTS
January 6, 2017 Fort Lauderdale 5 dead, 6 injured,
July 7, 2016 Dallas, TX 5 dead, 21 wounded
June 12, 2016 Orlando, FL 49 dead, 53 wounded
Dec 2, 2015 San Bernardino, CA 14 dead, 21 wounded
Nov 27, 2015 Colorado Springs, CO 3 dead, 9 wounded
Oct 1, 2015 Roseburg, OR 9 dead, 10 wounded
Dec 14, 2012 Newtown, CT 26 (28) dead, 2 wounded
July 20, 2012 Aurora, CO 12 dead, 70 injured
April 16, 2007 Virginia Tech, 32 dead, 17 wounded
August 1, 1966 University of Texas, TX 14 dead, 32 wounded
DATE PLACE RESULTS

I’d rather write than write about writing.

Ain’t these elections an Apprentice game?

Hard men are good to find.

Write or perish.

Good writing is not enough. What is it good FOR?

And what do YOU shoot? (A Starbucks question after a morning over at the range)

Work is my life. For money I do the strangest things.

Some laws are harder to pass than kidney stones.

Leute, die oft schweigen, haben viel zu sagen.

Americans, remember the Trump Mahal!

In Europe there ain’t no Europeans. Mark Twain (maybe)

True enlightenment can only be reached through objectivity. (Diogenes: Stand a little out of my sun!)

Den Weltuntergang sehen wir jeden Abend im Fernsehen. Tun wir etwas dagegen?

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, then success is sure. Mark Twain

The law is not justice. But we have to abide by it through consensus. That’s the rule.

DATE PLACE RESULTS
Dec 2, 2015 San Bernardino, CA 14 dead, 21 wounded
Nov 27, 2015 Colorado Springs, CO 3 dead, 9 wounded
Oct 1, 2015 Roseburg, OR 9 dead, 10 wounded
Dec 14, 2012 Newtown, CT 26 (28) dead, 2 wounded
July 20, 2012 Aurora, CO 12 dead, 70 injured
April 16, 2007 Virginia Tech, 32 dead, 17 wounded
August 1, 1966 University of Texas, TX 14 dead, 32 wounded
DATE PLACE RESULTS

Not all things that are doable need to be done.

Have faith in your fate, but make sure the toilet stops flushing before you leave the house.

ISIS: I sees lots of faith”fools” looking for redemption in all the wrong places.

Auf gut Bayerisch: Der Religion kannst überhaupt nix glauben.

Need for the ultimate truth? Don’t worry, you will ultimately find it. Like they say, “You shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you scared.”

Luck is almost always a matter of interpretation.

People eat more sharks than sharks eat people. Yum.

Sterben ist keine Krankheit.

Am I the only normal one in here?

Most people aren’t all that smart, they are just talking smart. Forrest?

I give a little, you give a little, let’s meet in the middle.

Get normal, be nice. Get lucky, be bored. When will that ever be?

The moon will rise when her women allow it.

Overthinking is not understanding.

Seeing is believing. Yet we see it all and still don’t believe. Why?

Not all good people can be famous.

Life is like a movie–except you can’t rewind, so just relax.

So much time, so little to do. From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Minds are the hardest things to change.

What you have been looking for might find you when you look no more.

No success comes without pain, and no cooking goes without an onion.

Freizeitstress? Ich hab’ keine Freizeit, also hab’ ich auch keinen Stress.

5 Responses to Writings on the Wall & Revelations

  1. Helmut says:

    Am Hexenwasser in Österreich (beim Kaiser) fand ich folgenden Spruch an einem “Wanderschuhe-Abstellregal”. Und der traf mich als Raumfahrt-Ingenieur ins G’nack:
    “Was nützt mir die Weite des Weltalls, wenn mir die Schuhe zu klein sind.”

    • AnnElise says:

      Das ist vollkommen wahr! Helmut, who is an aerospace engineer by profession, found a piece of wisdom written on a hiking-shoe repository shelf in an Austrian mountain cabin: “What good is the vastness of the universe to me if my shoes are too small?” That truth moved him profoundly.

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